I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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