I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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