dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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