Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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