Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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