Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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