I think I am morally bankrupt
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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