I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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