S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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