Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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