I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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