do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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