READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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