I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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