the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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