butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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