This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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