yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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