I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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