I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Your cock deserves a montage
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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