I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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