She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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