D3 body, D1 cock
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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