My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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