She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
When did angry sex become our thing?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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