My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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