"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize