I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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