Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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