Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
did i just pee glitter
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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