did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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