I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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