2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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