question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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