just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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