im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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