I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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