You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.