Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back

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(714): View more from California

no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you

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(410): View more from Maryland

well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him

(307): View more from Wyoming

Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.

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(216): View more from Ohio

I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.

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