Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!