I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.