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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends

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(814): Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends http://tfl.nu/5yet

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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.

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(602): Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue. http://tfl.nu/w4nd

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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father

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(917): hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father http://tfl.nu/ngdo

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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.

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(417): i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings. http://tfl.nu/51gi

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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car

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(724): You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car http://tfl.nu/cede

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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze

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(912): Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze http://tfl.nu/0gjr

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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?

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(503): He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads? http://tfl.nu/30tf

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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance

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(405): Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance http://tfl.nu/6e2i

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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?

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(970): Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer? http://tfl.nu/hh36

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this

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(508): Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this http://tfl.nu/b1b0

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The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.

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(814): The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out. http://tfl.nu/7070

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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.

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(949): Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me. http://tfl.nu/lccl

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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.

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(478): I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second. http://tfl.nu/3zb1

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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.

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(714): Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to. http://tfl.nu/rk2y

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I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you

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(586): I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you http://tfl.nu/0vyd

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