I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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