The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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