question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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