Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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