Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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