this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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i drank out of a bidet.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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