i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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