are you still at the devil's house?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
