You work out of a Hotel?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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