it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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