I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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