I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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