Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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