His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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