dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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