I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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